Let’s face it, we do act like little bitches our whole lives. I mean, remember the last time you had to beg your dad for money, or the time you stayed hungry cause mom was not home?
That sounds very bitchy to me indeed.
So, I’m here to fix shit up lol.
Below is a detailed guide describing HOW TO NOT STARVE YOURSELF TO DEATH when there is no one to cook for you. It’s an easy, DYI recipe. It’s not fancy but it is good enough (I think) lol.
The Rice (Aka Bhat) : Difficulty – Easy
Step 1: Get some fucking rice: 1 standard tall cup = 2 people’s full tummy (or, depends on how much you eat lol)
Step 2: Put the rice in the rice cooker thing.
Step 3: Wash the thing well. Like 2-3 times and rinse off the water.
Step 4: Add 1 finger tip of water to the rice. (1 finger tip = good enough, More = Sticky rice, Less = Hard rice)
Step 5: All set and done! Just turn on the rice cooker XD
Pulses (Aka Dal): Difficulty – Easy
Step 1: Get some pulses lol. I’ll use the red ones.
Step 2: Get them pulses into a bowl. 1 handful = Good enough for like 2 people. (More pulses = thicker dal)
Step 3: Wash them shits well.
Step 4: Get a pressure cooker
Step 5: Add the pulses to the rice cooker along with the water. Put in a bit more than 1 finger tip cause it will dry off while cooking.
Step 6: Add turmeric and salt.
Step 7: All ready to go. Cook on a medium flame. Cook for 2-3 whistle.
Veggies (Aka Tarkari): Difficulty – Medium
Step 1: Get some veggies. I’ll use ladyfingers XD
Step 2: Wash them shits well.
Step 3: Dice them up! Take off their head and tails and then cut em into small pieces (or however you like them)
Step 4: Get some potatoes. You need potatoes in MOST veggies, they are default. You can peel em if you like to, but I like them with the skin (it’s healthier I heard lol).
Step 5: Dice them up!
Step 6: Onions. Most veggies need onions. Some also need tomatoes. Ladyfinger only needs onions.
Step 7: Get a cooking vessel. You can use anything (although if would be very sad if you used a pressure cooker lol). I’m using this rounded thing (idk what to call it lol).
Step 8: Get some cooking oil. I like to use mustard or sunflower oil. (Olive oil is too fucking expensive haha)
Step 9: Heat the oil till its steaming. It is important cause if it’s not heated well, it will retain it’s distinct smell while cooking.
Step 10: Add onions and spices to the oil. Cook till the onion is gold.
Step 11: Add the potatoes, add salt and turmeric. Mix it well.
Step 12: Add the ladyfingers (veggies). Cook on a low flame. Cook till the potatoes can easily be diced by a simple soon (that’s how you know it’s cooked well).
Spinach (Aka Saag): Difficulty: Medium
Not a must, but I like to add some green to my food.
Step 1: Get some spinach. It’s already diced up (if not, wash them first and dice them into small pieces). I’m using Rai Ko Saag (idk the english name for this lol).
Step 2: Get some garlic and ginger. Make a paste out of them or, use a readymade paste (totally recommend using the packet paste, saves a lot of time XD).
Step3: Here is the paste I made, I hope u make it even better and finer XD
Step 4: Get a pressure cooker and add oil. Heat the oil and then add the paste. Mix it well (don’t let the paste brun!)
Step 5: Add the spinach. Add some salt (only salt, nothing more needed!). You can add some tomatoes to some types of spinach but this one doesn’t need tomatoes.
Step 6: Cook on a low flame. You can either pressure cook it, or cook it slow with a lid on the top. (Notice the plate on the top has some cold water on it, helps in condensation and prevents burning : )
THE END RESULT
Rice, pulses, spinach, ladyfinger and some tasty pickles! Tastes good?
Hope you can make yourself an easy full meal now.
Cheers!
XD
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