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The earth is flat. The aliens are here.  The illuminati controls the world. 5G causes corona vir…. Wait.  Hold on a minute.  What in the actual fuck is this? Ah this? Well, this my friend, is what you would call the vast, never ending rabbit hole of conspiracy theories. If you were fortunate enough toContinue reading “#10 The earth is flat!”

I’m slowly dying, but I guess it’s all right.  That’s what I thought on that beautiful Friday afternoon. I was literally dying; dying of hunger.  Last night I slept at 3 in the morning, and lo and behold, I woke up at fucking 1 in the afternoon. My is head hurting like hell, I feelContinue reading “#9 I’m slowly dying, but I guess it’s all right.”

What if god was gay? Yeah, that is what people say these days. And they say it with an amazing level of “carefreeness” (it’s a word I made up lol), I mean, who cares right? BUT If you said the exact same thing openly only a few hundred years ago, you would probably be stonedContinue reading “#8 What if god was gay?”

Are you a whore?  Well this is a question I ask myself at a lot.  Weird right? Trust me, it’s nothing compared my other strange ideas. So anyways, you might ask me, “why do you think that you are a whore?” Well, as with everything in life, it requires a bit of an explanation.  TheContinue reading “#7 Are you a whore?”

I saw a woman cry  Ah med school! The wonderful place where people go to become doctors. Meh,wonderful might be an exaggeration tho lol. Sure, there are a lot of interesting things in med school: like, holding a real human heart during class as if it’s a normal thing to do or, peeling the skinContinue reading “#6 I saw a woman cry”

It’s not love, you dummy.  I GOT AN A+ IN PHYSICS.  But wait. What does it have to do with this article?  Not much to be honest. Just wanted to say that. It makes me feel good lol. But yeah you heard me right. I got an A + in physics. People sometimes think thatContinue reading “#5 It’s not love, you dummy.”

Girl, you better have some nice titties. I want a girl with a fat ass and nice titties. And she should be curved, as curved as a… As a banana?  Anyways, you know how they say 36 24 36? So she should have a 36 inch chest, or should I say breasts? ; ) Big ones! LikeContinue reading “#4 Girl, you better have some nice titties.”

I hope you plane crashes and you die. Sounds too harsh? Sounds like something only a really fucked up person would say?  Yup, that person is me. And it can be you too. You never know. ; )  I’m a bad person and so are you. You want to fuck the world but why won’t you? I’ll tellContinue reading “#3 I hope your plane crashes and you die.”

I only write about things that are near and dear to my heart.  For all the years I’ve been watching porn on the internet, I’ve seen a LOT of it. So much so, that I’ve come to consider myself as an expert on Internet porn (not my proudest achievement.)  If you are talking about InternetContinue reading “#1 Japanese porn”

The dilemma of being “good”.  I’m a “good boy”. Sounds corny? Feels lame?  Maybe you even cringed a little bit (I know I did.) But the funny part is, I myself am the “good boy” lol.  At least that’s how I felt a few months back when I decided to go to our graduation party. Its aContinue reading “#2 Want some weed?”