I only write about things that are near and dear to my heart. 

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For all the years I’ve been watching porn on the internet, I’ve seen a LOT of it. So much so, that I’ve come to consider myself as an expert on Internet porn (not my proudest achievement.) 

If you are talking about Internet porn, let me tell you that there is an infinite amount of it just floating throughout the Web. There are porn categories, porn stars, porn merch and believe it or not even award shows for porn stars (Google Pornhub awards). Millions of people watch porn everyday for many many reasons lol. Me personally? I think it’s better than video games. 

Whatever your reason for watching porn. Horniness or boredom, there is no doubt that its a BIG industry. Millions of people and billions of dollars. With a big industry comes choices. And oh boy there are choices! BBC, step mom, step sister, halloween, asian, interracial, ebony, cnfm, bdsm, superheros? (don’t you dare question my superior porn knowledge ;). The porn world caters to all of your kinks. You want to see a bunch of girls beat up a guy? You got it. You wanna see a bunch of guys fuck a girl? You got it. You wanna see you favourite anime in porn? (BTW it’s call hentai if you didn’t know already 😉 you got it. You wanna see some other WEIRD shit that I don’t even feel comfortable writing here? You got it! There is something for everyone. That is true inclusivness, rest of the world needs to learn from the porn industry. 

So as you can see, doing my years of “research”, I’ve come across many kinds of porn. Normal shit and well, some crazy shit too (I can’t help it! I am curious okay?) But among hundreds of categories I’ve come across in my short life so far lol, one particularly stands out. I present you: 

THE JAPANESE PORN

Now, there is porn and then there is Japanese porn.You might not know it, but people have sex in different ways in different parts of the world lol. It’s kinda like languages. Like languages, sex also differs in different counties. At least that’s what I’ve come to learn from my “research” all these years. 

Now you might find it difficult to understand what I just said above. It’s okay, such profound knowledge comes only from years of learning you see. 

So, let me explain.  So the most popular porn that’s found on the internet is the American porn (you know, the Hollywood shit) and the infamous Japanese porn. Now nubies are tempered to see them as the same but they couldn’t be more wrong. In comes the porn expert. 

So American porn is like the porn that’s on the rest of the internet. The mostly normal stuff. Step sister and step brother (tho I personally don’t get why people even like this shit) The common theme in American porn is that there is space for women. I mean, there is an equal participation in the whole porn making process. And the porn is generally loud and flashy, basically America. The production is very professional most of the time, and if you are a avid porn consumer you might notice, the videos are shorter generally. 

Now in contrast, the Japanese porn is a lot different than the rest of the world. For one, the penises and vaginas are blurred out. That pisses me off. Why would you do that man? = ( I still havnt figured that one out. I guess more research is required. 
Then, women in Japanese porn are mostly dominated my men. Japanese women are the most beautiful creatures! Black hair, slender body and more importantly polite and shy. Well that’s my type anyways lol. (if u didn’t know now you know 😉 But in most of Japanese porn, the men are ugly ass old dudes. Why, just why? = ( I mean the women are amazing but the men are really fucking bad. But anywyas, the point is the women are almost always dominated by men during sex. 

Half the time the woman is basically, (ah this is harder than I thought), um basically resisting the man’s approach. I mean i get it, it shows shyness which can be a huge turn on for many people but the point is; in contrast, American porn is a lot more upfront than Japanese porn. In America porn, the women are generally not resisting lol (well its porn afterall). They are loud and basically have equal power in the process. But in Japanese porn the man takes the central stage in the whole process and the women  are submissive in general; bending to the wills and desires of the man in charge. 

Now I was not planing to get into the possible reasons of these differences. But, a part of me really wanted to go into it. So, I believe this is because of the cultural differences between the east and the west. Eastern cultures usually value shyness and perceive women as submissive. It devalues independence of women in the society. It’s a common notion in traditional Eastern societies that women are to be inside the four walls of the home and are not to give opinions in important matters. While, western societies are much more progressive, tho still patriarchal. Such difference in culture and attitudes is reflected in the porn scenes. Who knew porn could be a sociology example? 

Additionally there are other particularly strange things about Japanese porn. For one, amine porn or hentai is obviously a Japanese creation. Moreover, a great porn observer might notice that there is LOT of breast and nipple play in Japanese porn. That’s a particular characteristic. Also, molestation is apparantly common in Japanese subways. So there is a whole lot of “train porn”. Its strange how the Japanese find molestation sexually appealing. I don’t know, people are weird. I am weird myself so can’t blame the innocent Japanese! 

And to top it off, Japanese porn is widely popular all across the internet. Don’t take my word. Pornhub statistics show that the most common racial category is Japanese. Everyone (white ppl, balck ppl, Jews, Arabs, Indians, you name it!) loves watching Japanese porn. Despite how different it is or maybe because its so different. 

Congratulation! If you could read till the end. You either learnt something or just wasted a few precious minutes of you meaningless life. = ) 

The dilemma of being “good”. 

I’m a “good boy”. Sounds corny? Feels lame?  Maybe you even cringed a little bit (I know I did.)

But the funny part is, I myself am the “good boy” lol. 

At least that’s how I felt a few months back when I decided to go to our graduation party. Its a long story so I’ll tell it in flash mode. 

Graduation party came. I had never been to any party “PARTY” in my life. Decided to go take to look, I mean to see for myself if people really get high off weed, get drunk as fuck and then make some really bad mistakes lol. High-school stories man, I needed to check this shit out for myself. So it was an educational trip for me, and oh boy! I DID LEARN A LOT DAT DAY ; ) 

The moment people saw me in the party, they were like, “whoa, you here?”, they were genuinely surprised at my presence there lol, I thought it was funny. But a part of me felt something I had not felt in a long time, isolated. I mean, i get it, I am not the type to get into all the hype party stuff lol. So, it’s safe to say I saw it coming. But still a part of me felt unwelcomed to the whole thing. I was the “good boy”. But that’s what I signed up for right? ;  )

So, the moment I got into the party. I knew this is not my habitat. I’m more of a creature of soberness and books. I got into the room, a large puff of smoke hits me on my face lol. “flag number 1: this shit isn’t for you, you don’t smoke”. People just chilling everywhere, most of them seemed more dead than alive lol (guess that’s what “chilling” means.) People playing some weird beer game, where if u loose you gotta drink. I didn’t play, I can’t shoot for shit and handle alcohol anyways. “flag number 2: you don’t drink, (or your dad will kill you came home drunk)”. So I felt uncomfortable form the get go. But as a true explorer, I didn’t back down and marched on into territories unknown.

But man, it was weird! I mean i was expecting people doing stuff, like loud music and dancing but I guess that’s not cool (cool people get high, don’t talk very much and act zoned out all the time). People were doing nothing lol. I HAD NO CLUE WHAT TO DO!  So, there I was, in the middle of cool people, just amazed at how people could be so different from me and do things I ready didn’t understand at all. So, as any curious person, I observed. 

First, I observed the girls, (well… not for the obvious reasons you might suspect, none of them were specifically attractive; specially if you used to talk with them in school.) The thing that caught my eye tho was how different they acted in the party. There was one girl in my bio class who didn’t speak much and I used to think she was just normal and boring like me. But oh man! I couldn’t be more wrong! There she was, on the balcony, smoking cigarettes like a boss. Goddamn it! she looked so bad ass. I was like “HOLY FUCK! is this the same girl?“. I was shocked beyond belief man. So, I was in the balcony, taking in that amazing secondary smoke from her cigarettes (which prolly took a couple minutes form my life), just watching her, pondering upon my amazing discovery. And then she smoked her 6th one in a row. And then I left the balcony. 

Then finally, there was some movement in the otherwise slow party. GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS? THERE IS SOME GOOD WEED IN THE HOUSE! Ah, hearing the word weed, drunk people flocked into the “weed room” like a flock of lions hunting a prey lol. And I followed to see the main attraction of the night. 

And then I was surprised again. I was expecting, a bunch of “cool guys”, smoking  weed. But instead I was blessed by this amazing sight of girls casually rolling weed in some fucking newspaper lol. These were the same girls whom I talked about yesterday’s homework and gave them class notes, but now suddenly they seemed more knowledgeable than me lol (they were true professionals. Quite skillful eh?) Until a few years ago, I used to think girls were angels, and they didn’t even fart. Ah, how naive I was! One of them even offered me some, I politely declined and felt like a pussy for doing that. 

Ah talking about being a pussy, there was someone who are more scared about weed than me lol. When weed arrived and I’m watching people get high for the first time in my life, having the time of my life, my phone rings. I reluctantly pick it up and there is this voice with a hint of panic in it. One of my friend had left the party fearing the cops would come and arrest us for possessing weed. Im not gonna lie man, I seriously considers running away lol. I was scared as fuck but I didn’t. Not because I was brave or something but I didn’t have enough money for tootle.  ; ). 

Meanwhile, the neighborhood auntie came to our rented apartment and complained about the noise. She theretned us to stop playing the music so loud and left. But no one turned down the volume and basically gave a fuck  about the poor auntie. The party continued and I kept hoping she didn’t come back. 

Ah, as the night went on, people smoked and drank more. So much so, they forgot to order food. Weed is strange stuff man, it makes you forget your hungry. Meanwhile I was hungry as fuck, desperately hoping one of these knocked out people realize that we didn’t have anything to eat all evening! And order some food. (also, hoping I get something to eat for the money I paid lol). 

Finally the food came. I was really exaused, grabbed some momos, damp french fires and some coke. “My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined” (Google this phrase and see what comes up ; ) The food was shitty, but you don’t expect much from stoned out people ordering food for the crew, do you? Not their fault lol. But hunger makes anything feel tasty and I had an “okay meal”. 

And then it was already 10. I had promised promised my parents I’ll be home by 8. People were tripping hard, girls and boys, just running around like zombies, no one having any idea what they were doing. Talk about mistakes, one of the girls had a really bad wardrobe malfunction, like really bad! But she didn’t realize it because she was so drunk. Thankfully some of her more sober friends were helping her cover up. Seeing that I got scared again. Rightfully so, it was scary stuff. I wonderd when she wakes up tomorrow, would she realize what happened the night before? Or would she remeber the night in flashes and blurs, and go on about being that cheerful girl I knew her to be. 

Finally the night was about to end. We got ready, helped the more “drunk” friends among us and headed towards the bus we all came in like a bunch of cheerful kids and returned to as fucked up teenagers. 

I came to the party to learn. And learn I did. About my friends, about people. about weed, about fucked up decisions and perhaps more importantly, about myself. But I left the party that night with more questions than answers. Do I judge my friends for being that way? Why would someone want to get fucked up like that? Am I not cool enough for this stuff? Perhaps I lack something? Did I miss something by not smoking and drinking? Is this what having fun is about? Is this right? Or does it even matter? 

NO IT DOESN’T. NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME, YOU PARENTS ARE WORRIED. 
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