Prayas Ojha

#8 What if god was gay?

What if god was gay? Yeah, that is what people say these days. And they say it with an amazing level of “carefreeness” (it’s a word I made up lol), I mean, who cares right? BUT If you said the exact same thing openly only a few hundred years ago, you would probably be stonedContinue reading “#8 What if god was gay?”

02/ Strawberries and milkshakes.

Strawberries and milkshake. #nospoilers Well, the thing is, I didn’t really like my last movie review. It was long, boring and didn’t make any point (I basically thought too much). So I gotta make up to it this time. The Grand Budapest Hotel. Original release: 2014. I don’t have words to describe how this movieContinue reading “02/ Strawberries and milkshakes.”

0/ Once upon a time in Hollywood.

LSD soaked cigarettes and Brad Pitt is is sexyyyyyyy. So I’ve been watching quite a bit of movies these days. First, because I don’t have shit to do. Second, I have shit to do but I’m too lazy to do it. Anyways, the thing is, I’ve watched a couple of Oscar nominated movies (yes OSCAR NOMINATED!,Continue reading “0/ Once upon a time in Hollywood.”

B. The sound of silence

The sound of silence. PART 1 Silence is the default mode of the universe. When everything stops, what remains? Silence. When everyone leaves, what remains? Silence. When the rain stops, what remains? Silence. Yes, it is the mode of how things are; if you stop adding and changing that, which is already there, all thatContinue reading “B. The sound of silence”

#7 Are you a whore?

Are you a whore? Well this is a question I ask myself at a lot. Weird right? Trust me, it’s nothing compared my other strange ideas. So anyways, you might ask me, “why do you think that you are a whore?” Well, as with everything in life, it requires a bit of an explanation. TheContinue reading “#7 Are you a whore?”

A. Weakness

Did you know, you are stupid as fuck? We human beings are dumb. And it’s not our fault. Now don’t get me wrong here, yes we are kinda smart. After all, we are the smartest creatures in the planet; we build trains and planes, we create complex art and we even explored what’s outside thisContinue reading “A. Weakness”

#6 I saw a woman cry

I saw a woman cry Ah med school! The wonderful place where people go to become doctors. Meh,wonderful might be an exaggeration tho lol. Sure, there are a lot of interesting things in med school: like, holding a real human heart during class as if it’s a normal thing to do or, peeling the skinContinue reading “#6 I saw a woman cry”

#5 It’s not love, you dummy.

It’s not love, you dummy. I GOT AN A+ IN PHYSICS. But wait. What does it have to do with this article? Not much to be honest. Just wanted to say that. It makes me feel good lol. But yeah you heard me right. I got an A + in physics. People sometimes think thatContinue reading “#5 It’s not love, you dummy.”

#4 Girl, you better have some nice titties.

Girl, you better have some nice titties. I want a girl with a fat ass and nice titties. And she should be curved, as curved as a… As a banana? Anyways, you know how they say 36 24 36? So she should have a 36 inch chest, or should I say breasts? ; ) Big ones! LikeContinue reading “#4 Girl, you better have some nice titties.”

#3 I hope your plane crashes and you die.

I hope you plane crashes and you die. Sounds too harsh? Sounds like something only a really fucked up person would say? Yup, that person is me. And it can be you too. You never know. ; ) I’m a bad person and so are you. You want to fuck the world but why won’t you? I’ll tellContinue reading “#3 I hope your plane crashes and you die.”