Let me tell you something funny.
Said the fat guy who was sitting next to me, as we were going back home on Friday.
The fat guy was not from our school; he was with us only for a week. See, in grade 6 there was a student exchange program in our school where students from other school came and lived with us (in our hostel) for a week. It was a weird experience lol.
So, back to the joke.
The fat guy repeated, “Bruh, you wanna hear a joke?”
I pushed my glasses up my nose and said, “Sure” (It was a long ride anyways).
Disclaimer: This might suck because he said the joke in NOT ENGLISH lol.
The JOKE
So, once upon a time, there was a king and a queen. The king used to love his queen very much.
The king used to go on long adventures for months on end. You know, to rule the kingdom and check if every thing going well.
So, in his absence, his wife (the queen) used to be so lonely. So, she would call in the king’s ministers to have sex with her secretly when the king was away. Everyday there was a new minister fucking the queen while the king was far away in the kingdom! And the king had no idea his own ministers were screwing his wife lol.
So, one day the king’s spy finds out about this and he hurries to the king, to tell him all the stuff that was going behind his back. How his wife was cheating on him with his own ministers every single night while he was away!
The king got mad as fuck hearing this. He got very, very angry (obviously). But he thought of finding out who were these ungrateful ministers who were fucking his wife behind his back (and possibly kill them lol).
Then he had a genius idea.
So, late at night, the king put a sharp blade in the queen’s vagina while she was asleep (don’t ask me how this was possible, it’s 6th grade humor after all lol). And then he waited… (Imagine what happened lol).
So, after going on a tour of the kingdom for about a month, the king came back, ready to find his culprits (who were fucking his wife).
So, he lined up his ministers, every single one of them in the palace. Then he told every single one of them to drop their pants. Everyone did, and the king started checking everyone’s dick.
Almost all of the ministers had a cut on their dick lol (you know from fucking the queen with the blade inside her).
Except… for Gyanendra.
The king was so angry with all of them, and was vowing to chop the ministers’ head off, but when he saw that Gyanendra’s dick had no cut on it, he was overcome with relief.
He got so happy and patted Gyanendra on his back, praising him for his loyalty to the king. He said, “Gyanendra! I am very pleased with you. You are the only one who had been loyal to me! I promote you to become my adviser”.
Gyanendra got very happy hearing this news and he said, “Thhaanfuu my lorfffffdd” With a slurry voice.
THE END.
If you were dumb enough to not get the joke: Gyanendra’s tongue was cut instead of his dick lol.
I laughed so hard in the bus; I still remember that day fondly as if it was yesterday. It was so fucking funny; I just couldn’t stop laughing.
Hence, I still remember the joke after all these years.
The Fat guy was one of the chilliest guys I have ever met in my life. After that day, I never met the guy again. All I remember of him, is this joke.
Thank you, Fat guy. Hope you are doing well lol.
Cheers!
= )
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