Beauty is in the eye of the behol… Is you hot or nah?
Buddha once said (or I guess he did) : real beauty is what’s inside a person, not the outer looks.
Sounds beautiful right?
Sounds like it’s true right? Like everyone should try to look at the inner beauty of people. Like we should not be so materialistic right?
I say, what a fine load of BULLSHIT!
Buddha, or whoever the fuck said it, was stupid lol. Sure, it sounds all good and Zen like but, really tho?
Oh come on Buddha, sure you might be all enlightened and shit but, have you seen Kyle Jenner’s pics? I mean dyam bruh! She fine as hell! Sure, it’s super easy for you to say that, cause back in your day, there was no beautiful women posting those sensational pictures on your phone 24/7. And by sensational, I mean sensational……. I bet if you was around right now, Buddha would be smoking joints and tripping over the angles of Instagram. You had it easy back in your day my man, there was no girls posting photoshopped images of them fake boobs and gigantic asses at you. No wonder I can’t meditate these days lol.
But real talk.
We are raise with this notion that appearance do not matter, that it’s what’s inside you does. But, look at the world we live in. Does it seem like that? Sure it sounds good and morally correct, but is it true?
I say it ain’t and if it ain’t true, we should stop teaching this nonsense to our kids: preparing them for a world that would only disappoint them.
See, these values of inner beauty sound good on paper, but what good are mere values which aren’t even true.
I assume you were fortunate enough to fly on an aeroplane in your life. Remember that experience? You go inside the plane, it all seems so big and wonderful and what’s more wonderful than the plane itself is: the moment you get inside the plane, there is a beautiful lady smiling (with a beautiful set of pearly whites) at you, smelling of sweet perfume (was it lavender?) and before you know it, you have fallen in love with this mysterious lady who seems too pretty to be true. True story, the first time I remember flying on an aeroplane was on a flight from Biratnagar to Kathmandu and the air hostess (it was Buddha air), was this beautiful lady and she was wearing, you know, one of those dresses where the thing is cut from the sides, and her thighs were exposed, and I was mesmerized by it lol. No wonder I remember this after all these years! And btw, I was probably 12 back then. That last part might raise a few eyebrows, but trust me, I don’t know the answers either ; )
Or remember just about any advertisement, do you remember seeing a fat, ugly ass dude, who had pimples all over his face with a few teeth missing selling a car? Or a perfume? Or clothes? Or a watch? Or home loans? Or toothpaste? Or… fuck it insurance? Think about it. All you see is, tall dark and handsome dudes, with perfect teeth and blue eyes, speaking in that sexy deep voice, asking you to buy that new and improved old spice “shaving cream” available with a 5 percent discount for a limited time offer. It’s always Mr. Perfect selling you stuff, not your average guy (forget about ugly people lol, they don’t exist in the wonderful world of advertisement). Btw, now that I’ve mentioned it, I do need a shaving cream lol.
Or even more insidious, look at the children’s’ fairy tales. Sleeping beauty was no ugly ass bitch (ah, I hate this word, but for the purpose of this article), nah! she was beautiful as the fucking name suggests. Nor was Rapunzel, or Snow white, or Barbie (wait, is Barbie a princess? Ah the fuck do I know?) But you get the point, right? Every one of em ‘princesses’ is white and beautiful (and I bet they have their armpits shaved lol). Ain’t no ugly girl in the group, no no, cause if you ain’t got a body like a coke bottle, you could just as well jump from a bridge and die. Cause in the magical kingdom of Hollywood, there are no ugly princess. And talking about them charming princes! Ah so brave and handsome. I would seriously turn gay for one of those handsome hunks ; )
I can go on and on, but you get the idea.
Looks matter in this world. If they didn’t, we wouldn’t see your average looking women in commercials, or as air hostess, or a receptionist, or a news anchor, or any other job where you have to be ‘seen’ by people. You have to be beautiful to be in these jobs. Instead we see these, heavily make upped, smoking hot women, who look so unrealistically beautiful that that they might tell me to jump off a cliff and I might as well do it lol. (Don’t judge me, it’s a man’s weakness.) And the same goes with men. A man who has his shirt off in a perfume commercial is, always better than a man with his shirt buttons on. But we want to see those abs don’t we? We live in an era of Tinder dates and quick left swipes; ain’t nobody got time for how beautiful your fucking heart is lol (Trust me, if you have ‘I am a good person’ as your Tinder bio, you ain’t getting laid dude). And, it’s no surprise, that our society is in love in half naked men and women, it’s what we LOVE.
And that’s just the stuff what we can easily see. If you are beautiful, you have a higher chance of earning more than you ugly coworkers lol*. If you are a politician, looking desirable does help you win elections (look at Obama, Bush, Clinton, Kennedy, all of em are decent looking guys). If you can present yourself in a certain way, people like it. See, what you show outside, has real life consequences. It can increase your pay roll or even make you the next president of the United States.
And to close your ears and eyes, peach that look don’t matter is complete bullshit!
So, stop doing that you dumb motherfuckers. It’s messing with kids’ expectations of this world. They grow up believing this nonsense, and they are old enough, guess what? The world ain’t what you thought it was, and No Preety, you can’t be a model because you are ugly as fuck.
FACTS.
And don’t get me wrong. Ah I fucking hate it when people misunderstand me. I am NOT saying that it’s sad, or it’s a bad thing to be so materialistic and put beauty at such a high pedestal. Hell no! in fact I actually like the world as it is. And no matter how nice you try to sound, admit it, you like it too. I like my air hostess to be a little sexy, I like to see abs on Old Spice commercials, I like to see a pretty lady at the reception. Those things are desirable. And since I am a man of culture ; ) I like nice things in life, and so do you.
So, that’s that world we live in. These are the facts, and to think otherwise is to be delusional. And no, I am not saying all this because I am particularly good looking lol, trust me, I wish I was that handsome hunk with a sexy voice ; ) I am not, but it’s all right (I guess lol).
But to accept the truth is far better than to deny the facts.
So, to all the ugly motherfuckers out there: Sucks to be you bitches!
Cheers,
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