Girl, you better have some nice titties.
I want a girl with a fat ass and nice titties. And she should be curved, as curved as a… As a banana?
Anyways, you know how they say 36 24 36? So she should have a 36 inch chest, or should I say breasts? ; ) Big ones! Like they say Double D cups or some shit. But mind you! She should NOT have a 36 inch waist. That would be a DISASTER! Noooooo. She should have exactly 24 inch waist, or even smaller! (Fat girls are a curse for humanity.) And then the best part, she should have a 36 inch or BIGGER ASS. She should be exactly like a hourglass which I can watch all day, mesmerized. While buying a car, the front is as important as the back, so is the case with women. Yeah, so I want my bitch to be like a Ferrari, not a fucking Toyota lol. So remember girls; big boobs, small waist and big ass. If not, then your life’s not worth living.
Don’t be skinny
Don’t be fat
If you are
Then being beautiful?
Forget it, you are just not good at that.
Ah and the face. I don’t want a dark bitch. Dark women are ugly! Ugh… I want a fair princess to suck my dick, like snow white or repunzel or sleeping beauty or barbie or… Wait are all princesses white? Nevermind. Use some white powder or something, anything! But be fair and lovely before you even come look at me, I can’t stand an ugly dark bitch. I want perfection. I want white. White white white! ; )
DO THAT MAKE UP THING!
DO THAT MAKE UP THING!
DO THAT MAKE UP THING!
Moreover, the face SHOULD NOT have any pimples or spots or any nasty shit like that at all. It should and must be SPOTLESS. No dark patches, no pimples, no birth marks, not a single mistake. God must have created you picture perfect, if not, you are ugly and worthless. Who will love a girl with nasty pimples all over? No one will ever love you and you will die alone. You are not beautiful.
Who will love a girl with nasty pimples all over her face?
No one will ever love you and you will die alone. You are not beautiful.
And your face should be symmetrical (didn’t you learn geometry?). And your teeth should be perfect, your lips should be RED and your eyebrows should be great. You’ve seen barbie when you were little right? Learn something from her you dummy! (of course, women are dumb anyways so not your fault actually).
And oh god oh god. Don’t even talk to me about body hair. Do women even have body hair? No, I don’t think so.
Wait… Hold on a second. They do! THEY DO? OH MY GOD! THEY DO? Even in the armpits? Oh no! No no no! Ah fuck! Why did god made them like this! Ugh women with armpit hair? Ah man! = ( I’m sure Snow white didn’t have armpit hair, BE LIKE HER.
Oof, never mind we can work with some hair too. But BE SURE TO TRIM THAT ARMPIT HAIR. I don’t want you to wear that sexy short sleeve dress and then show those ugly, hairy armpits. Ugh, I feel gross even thinking about it. Now go ahead, go on and make those armpits CLEAN. Oh you say it irritates your skin or some shit? I don’t give a fuck! do whatever it takes but make it spotless clean.
And I don’t want to hear about bleeding vaginas okay? ewwwwww! women are so gross! That’s your problem, fix it yourself and I’m not going to buy pads for you at the store. It’s embarrassing for me okay?
And please for god’s sake don’t talk to me about how your day was, or how your job sucks or how did that other friend made you feel today. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT. Be real okay, I don’t really care about your stupid day or how you feel. I got some work to do.
Ah shit, you crying now? ah fuck now i have to deal with this shit too. WTF bitch you are wetting my pillow! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I think i need another one, this one needs too much maintenance. oh my god. Now, now don’t cry. Ugh… I’m sorry okay? Now wipe your tears and bend over. I’m horny.
And don’t interrupt when I’m talking. Be shy and just listen to me and most importantly AGREE with whatever I say. And let ME open the car door okay? I want to look strong in front of my friends and don’t you dare make more money than me. I’M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. What do you expect? Me, taking money form a women to run the home? Fuck no! Either, I make money or we live on the streets.
Wait WHAT? You pregnant now? Ah i see, now you expect me to put up with all your bullshit and this baby thing too. Girl, I told you this wasn’t a long thing and you know you don’t mean shit to me. I’m just here for a quick smooch okay? What the fuck do you mean it’s my fault? As far as I can remember you are the one with belly thing, NOT ME.
Ah, don’t cry again! All right, i’ll make it up to you. I’ll pay for the abortion okay?
So, what do you say girl? ; )
Monica?
Jasmine?
Divya?
Jenny?
Aakriti?
Shristi?
Rachana?
AH FUCK! GUESS I’LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A SEX DOLL AGAIN.
= )
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Honestblogs 